A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
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When you get on an airplane and you think that anyone wearing a turban or a veil over their face is a terrorist. Which results in you being scared the entire flight and trying to avoid going near them. The effect usually wears off once you exit the plan.
Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!
His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
by ViscachaInfluenza August 28, 2012
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Get the paranoia mug.When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all
'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'
'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
by deeeeeeeeeeayyy February 23, 2009
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Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!
Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.
Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!
Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.
by Rupali May 21, 2009
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This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.
The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).
While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.
The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).
While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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