alfie wood

drug dealer

that mans an alfie wood hes sells drugs

by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020

Alfie Crawley

Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.

Its Alfie Crawley “RUN”.

Quickly hide or we will faint.

by Alfie the great handsome man April 14, 2022

Alfie Brown

A man who looks behind the fridge and in the toaster/freezer for packet.

Yo you heard about Alfie Brown? He just ripped all his hair out cos hes ran out of packet

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

alfies mum

a massive slag

see alfies mum shes a massive slag

by mouldyclit February 21, 2018

alfie moon

A code-word for "coon" used by racists when refering to a black person (who is within hearing distance).

Users of it need to be poked in the groin with a cactus.

Oh look, there's an Alfie Moon, we're stupid cunts so we refer to him with code-words because we're too spineless to face the consiquiences of using real, hurtful words.

by Phil T. October 26, 2006

Dirty Alfie

They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out

Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesn’t like me so I busted a nut.

Another person: Dirty Alfie!

by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020

alfie w

The bot of all games mostly around fortnite.

Alfie w is a bot

by Yaboimedkit January 10, 2021