Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
by Mac Willer November 05, 2017
by Seboria January 08, 2025
Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.
by cacdog March 08, 2021
The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.
Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson
Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.
Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!
Me: So what did you do?
Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.
ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!
Me: So what did you do?
Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.
ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013
(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?
by Bigwigglyjugger June 20, 2022
When Big Bird Sterk is on his knees in a submissive manner and one alpha male puts his long schlongy dong in big bird sterks oral cavity while the other male penetrates big bird sterks anal cavity from underneath or behind. Requires 3 men.
by RonClark69 February 08, 2022