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Being very high off weed.
Damn...I'm advanced as hell. That shit blasted me off to the year 3000.
by mechanicalfather July 27, 2010
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Advanced Friends

A horrific twilight zone experienced by relationships stuck between "just friends" and "friends with benefits", similar to a couple that is "friends without benefits". Thus, advanced friends find themselves in a situation where they are technically in a relationship, yet are in reality just friends because they rarely, if ever, participate in activities expected of a true relationship.
A: "Aren't they dating?"

B: "Yeah, but they're more like advanced friends. They barely do anything together."

A: "Really? That's a shame."

B: "I know right, they hardly even hold hands or hug."
by Sigmar Heldenhammer April 29, 2013
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Advanced in Years

1. Someone who is attracted to the same gender.
2. A term used to describe someone of African American descent.
3. A synonym for the word “Dimethylamidophenyldimethylpyrazolone”.
4. A biblical term for someone who is of old age.
James: I like boys!
Brendon: Looks like you might be advanced in years!
by AdvancedInYears March 25, 2021
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Advancement

Advancement is a cultural/philosophical condition condition in which a true genius (an "Advanced Individual") creates piece of art that only other Advanced Individuals are capable of appreciating. As a necessary corrolary, the Non-Advanced will perceive the artistric product as bad. That which is Advanced cannot, under any circumstances, be intended as irony. Advancement (and all derviative word forms) must always, always be capitalized. This is highly Advanced English.

Coined by cultural theorist Chuck Klosterman.
Lou Reed; Evan Dando; David Byrne's cover of Whitney Houston's "I Want to Dance With Somebody"; Boy Meets World.

The Key to Advancement is that Advanced artists neither (a) do what is expected of them; or (b) do the opposite of what is expected of them.
by R.P. Quinn September 17, 2008
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Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.
George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.
by seymore hineys May 19, 2009
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truth or dare advanced

the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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