by amandasaurous May 12, 2009
when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.
by daltonion March 19, 2009
A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 31, 2008
Like "clown shoes". Only more so
by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003
I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.
by Jamil January 09, 2004
Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store
by Scott311 May 27, 2007
Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.
" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.
by CaliAngel March 25, 2018