trouser snake

the best word ever used for reffering to a penis!

person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!

person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<

by amandasaurous May 12, 2009

trouser melon

when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.

(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"

"aye a trouser melon"

by daltonion March 19, 2009

trouser schnauzer

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

trouser bandit

Homosexual male

I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.

by Jamil January 9, 2004

trouser chili

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.

Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store

by Scott311 June 15, 2007

Trouser Sweets

Male genatalia, perhaps as described by females when referring to oral sex

a girl says to her boyfriend (offering him oral sex):
have you got any trouser sweets for me?

by stacey love February 25, 2010