Samurai Man

1. one who attempts to place honor in his everyday life.
2. one who if is not asian to begin with seems to find fancy in dressing that way.
3. a wasian who finds himself doing honorable things.
Folloe honor, be a part of a samurai man's master plan.
by pyrosam14 July 15, 2004
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headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones and muisc and will hurt anyone who mess with them in there jam.
That man ober there is a headphone samurai
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
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samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit
OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014
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Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.
Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!
by JKphallicies August 31, 2019
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suzuki samurai

The Great Wall of China is nothing compared to this baby's power. The biggest boys love it from the bottom of their hearts even when they won't accept it.
That Suzuki Samurai walked over your Nissan Patrol.
by UndercoverBaby April 23, 2017
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Samurai Ops

Awesome samurai with ninja skills and weapons
Usually sent on recon missions that could turn bloody
Samurai Ops is any samurai in history mixed with any ninja in history except the lame ones
by Dr Killshot October 6, 2011
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samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend
My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime
by Walks the man December 13, 2020
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