the most beautiful love story of all time, better than the notebook and romeo and juliet. no one can compare to these passionate lovers, devoted to each other, and accidentally married. mona if you're reading this, i love yew. if anyone else is reading this, scu yew ya bumpkon.
have you heard of the most amazing and gorgeous couple of all time?
oh, you mean mona and emi forever?
yes
oh, you mean mona and emi forever?
yes
by definitelynotemi March 08, 2021
Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa
by The Masterbaiter77! May 28, 2023
AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer July 23, 2008
mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...
by shmo =^^= December 14, 2003
After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.
by The Drs September 02, 2010
This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 25, 2015
A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.
by SukyPirate November 17, 2009