mona and emi forever

the most beautiful love story of all time, better than the notebook and romeo and juliet. no one can compare to these passionate lovers, devoted to each other, and accidentally married. mona if you're reading this, i love yew. if anyone else is reading this, scu yew ya bumpkon.
have you heard of the most amazing and gorgeous couple of all time?
oh, you mean mona and emi forever?
yes
by definitelynotemi March 08, 2021
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sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa
She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa
by The Masterbaiter77! May 28, 2023
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer July 23, 2008
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mona's mom

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.
mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...
by shmo =^^= December 14, 2003
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Mona Lisa Smile

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.
"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."
by The Drs September 02, 2010
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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 25, 2015
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The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.
Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break
by SukyPirate November 17, 2009
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