by Gah dang it Rosco August 13, 2021
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Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.
by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021
Get the Boa Constrictor mug.From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.
Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;
Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.
Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;
Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.
Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
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Get the BOA mug.This person is shy, and doesn't make new friends very easily. When you get to know one, make sure you take the first steps, and you'll start to trust each other more and more. He always accepts you for who you are and who you are. You can always count on him, although you have to go through a kind of invisible wall called <be social> . He's very creative, even if you wouldn't say it so easily. If you have a Boas in your life, ur very lucky! :)
Boaz: So Boas, are you going to ask that girl to the dance?
Boas: Naah, I'm too shy.
Boaz: Come on, man, girls don't like shy guys, just be outgoing instead and it'll be easy!
Boas: Mhm sure. No I’ll just wait for a good moment, I'm not going to rush.
Boas: Naah, I'm too shy.
Boaz: Come on, man, girls don't like shy guys, just be outgoing instead and it'll be easy!
Boas: Mhm sure. No I’ll just wait for a good moment, I'm not going to rush.
by That bish :) November 23, 2021
Get the Boas mug.Boa-kham, is a half Laotian half Vietnamese half hot as hell woman (or man). Don't let her fool you when she said she's from Japan !
As a well educated, self made and independant person, she don't need anyone to tie her shoelaces.
Some says she is very strict, but she have a big heart and her kindness has almost no limites.
She love Japan, but Japan doesn't love her because she almost destroyed the whole island with her extra large breast back in 1969 (godzilla).
As a well educated, self made and independant person, she don't need anyone to tie her shoelaces.
Some says she is very strict, but she have a big heart and her kindness has almost no limites.
She love Japan, but Japan doesn't love her because she almost destroyed the whole island with her extra large breast back in 1969 (godzilla).
'' Damn, I miss Boa-kham so much. I wish
she didn't die during WW3... ''
''We all have a little of boa kham inside us. '' Johnny Hallyday.
she didn't die during WW3... ''
''We all have a little of boa kham inside us. '' Johnny Hallyday.
by Lefutur November 23, 2021
Get the Boa-Kham mug.A school in birmingham filled to the brim with rich racist gay twats who love to sing and dance. they think they are better than everybody else whereas in reality they just bribed the school to let them in. 99.99999999 percent white and the rest just got in on diversity. dance kids feel the need to post toe pics on instagram, art kids have a 100% suicide rate, MT kids are all scuttling rats and acting kids feel the need to show their vapes to anyone and everyone they can find. BOA is not only a school for twiggy gays in crop tops but it also encorparates furrys, the mentally ill and entitald rich kids.
i think i am going to audition for BOA!
dont or else your gay
i am gay mum we have been through this
look i want to suck tits doesnt mean im gay
yes it does
no it doesnt
fine what do you want to go to boa and study
creative media production
what the fuck is that
dont or else your gay
i am gay mum we have been through this
look i want to suck tits doesnt mean im gay
yes it does
no it doesnt
fine what do you want to go to boa and study
creative media production
what the fuck is that
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