parkers

Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.

Damn, I wish those parkers would get out of the way so I can get these potatoes filled.

by kkat:) April 21, 2011

Parker

shagging a girl in the anus and cumming onto her tits

He parker'd her last night

by duh duh dummer July 18, 2010

Parker

An overly sensitive prick.

"You're acting like a Parker."

by swammernuggets March 8, 2014

Parker

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

by Th1ccc B01 February 4, 2019

Parker

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

by Macmacn2461 January 8, 2009

Parker

a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.

man that chick is such a parker
helllll no theres only one parker

by pinktaco3535 March 5, 2011

parker

A person who fails to share a marijuana cigarette.

Stop being a parker and pass the J

by Stannis November 3, 2007