Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket
Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.
by Satelite Dish January 07, 2006
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'Mellow Melons

Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.

Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.
Donna has some nice 'mellow melons. It's like squeezing clouds.

by NINerd October 04, 2008
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Melon the Federals

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.
by Patterson25 July 14, 2011
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melon scooped

When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.
" I got melon scooped last night and he had shit all ova dat knob."
by Trip shoota January 29, 2006
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Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.
“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.
by Matty_B_69 August 30, 2021
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Melon Balling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
by Meatman January 16, 2006
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melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.
Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!
by Ken February 02, 2004
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