Ford

For
Old
Retarded
Drivers

Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.

Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.

by wartribe May 13, 2005

Ford

A car that breaks down literally in the middle of the street, and needs to be rebooted (esp. in the 70s)

My Ford stalled in the middle of Wacker Drive in Chicago.

by www.sucks500.com February 12, 2004

FORD

better and faster than your p.o.s. GM, and they look much,much better

That ford is so much quicker than my GM

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

ford

Failed On Race Day
Found On Road Side Dead

On South Park Kenny Dies all the time cause he's parents drive a ford!!!!

best car ever '69 Camero SS with a 572 under the hood.good night mustang

by Chevy Man January 5, 2004

FORD

Found
On lease by
Retarded
Dipshit

they fuckin suck...

Look at all the cars and trucks on the side of the road...they are all fords...

by Desi- Crazycanadian October 8, 2005

ford

A piece of shit car

Hi, my Ford just broke down. Can you give me a lift in your Holden?

by Holden rocks September 12, 2003

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003