shit a brick

to abandon or run from away from something in fear of being caught.

That arsehole shit a brick! Waste him!

by Veebad March 2, 2004

built like a brick shithouse

A person who is extremely obese.

Holy crap, that woman is built like a brick shithouse!

by TimberNovelty June 13, 2008

Dense as a brick

Someone can’t take a hint at all that someone likes them.

Ethan is dense as a brick.

by Red cheese January 27, 2021

"Catch A Brick"

A slang term for asking for a cigarette.

Tyler: Hey Jake lemme "Catch A Brick".

Jake: I dont have any rectangular pieces of dried red clay

Tyler: No no no no, a cigarette

Jake: OHHHHHHHHHH, yeah sure here

by dirtywikoffglove October 16, 2008

nail a brick

To pound a nail into a solid brick, usually with a spatula or some other household object. Often occurs when a blonde girl is attempting to rebuild a house. Can also be used in the same way as the phrase "take a hike".

"I wanted to help those poor people down in the NO, so I was like 'hey, I'll just go nail a brick'"
OR
"I wouldn't even know the first thing about building houses, I'd probably just nail a brick and give up"
OR
"Seriously, you just don't know, go nail a brick. BYE"

by hannah1013 December 18, 2009

Put a brick on your foot

A term coined by NASCAR enthusiast Jack Morris. If you tell a driver to put a brick on their foot, you are telling them to put more pressure on the pedal, making them go faster.

Fan: Come on Elliott, put a brick on your foot! You gotta win this race!

by salute07 May 6, 2019

Dropping a brick on a chick

When a guy sends a girl a long ass text message

Guy 1: Dude, I texted this girl the lyrics to My Dick... I'm so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: Nah man, your just dropping a brick on a chick

by ColWhackaMole September 9, 2019