9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008

9/11

when god played jenga by himself and failed horribly after 2 turns

god - okkkayy.......... *crash* SHITTTT

this example includes "9/11" as requested by urbandictionary

by Hawaiian Dicking May 8, 2009

9/11

1. The biggest 'fuck you' America has ever recieved.
2. When men became heroes.

9/11 ...Damn... They killed 3,000 people to say fuck you...
Geez..

by Wompa One July 12, 2006

9/11

A synonym for "hahahaha" or "lol". 9/11 = .8181818181, and since "H" is the 8th letter of the alphabet and "A" is the 1st, 9/11 = "hahahahaha".

Bro: Shawn Johnson can be cute sometimes but other times looks like a dude that got his face teabagged 24/7 in the gobi desert.

Dude: 9/11!!!!!!!

by 4rch October 10, 2008

The 9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual technique performed by 2 men and a woman. The men have to lie down with their penises relatively close to one another so they resemble two towers. Then the woman has to "slam" the towers by inserting them in the vagina and anus or mouth one after the other.

Dude, the 9/11 we pulled last night was so dope. No homo though

by Volteh August 19, 2017

9/11

When you think you're done for the night after 1 round at the bar, but come back for a second.

Tom: hey how was last night at the bar
Hank: I thought I was done with 1 round but pulled a 9/11

by IMJesus775 May 19, 2018

9/11

The day in 2001 that a major tourist attraction in New York City suddenly became a major terrorist attraction, which later became a major tourist attraction. Washington, DC, was also affected by this phenomenon, but to a lesser extent.

Look at all the hucksters at the 9/11 Museum. Disgraceful.

by Nudnikdude October 22, 2015