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Mays Monday

A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.
OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!
by Pfkninenines September 11, 2009
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cheap monday

A day following an expensive weekend where one has little money to use on monday.
I cant go and get lunch, I spend all my cash over the weekend and I'm having a cheap monday!
by Kenan F April 18, 2008
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mad monday

an australian tradition whereby the day after a rugby/rugby league last game of the season (usually monday) when players go out and get as drunk as possible.
On Sunday, after the broncos lost to the dragons to be knocked out of the finals, mad monday fever kicked in to drown their sorrows.
by drunk footy fan September 13, 2010
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Funday Monday

This is the name of a Starcraft 2 show by Day9. On mondays he asks users to submit replays where the players are constrained by particular rules to make the games more interesting. Funday Monday typically gains larger audiences than Day9's other shows.
Why is that guy massing queens? Must be funday monday.
by Jash9 March 4, 2011
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Messy Monday

Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!
Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!
by i am zoie March 15, 2019
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Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.
Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.
by MarshalJD March 30, 2009
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Monday Cycle

When there is a new episode of an anime coming out every monday, so you have to cycle watching anime and masturbating every monday.
Hey next week I'm gonna start a Monday Cycle because the new season of my favorite anime is coming out.
by dylplckle March 11, 2023
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