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Mongolian Cherry

When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.
“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”
by AmberLeafSpecialist September 18, 2020
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mongolian oreo

Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.

Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?
"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."
by RallyRogers November 10, 2014
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Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.
My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.
by tawnyammm January 2, 2014
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Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.
by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023
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Mongolian Fireman

When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.
Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman
by Stew Boy&Mahalo June 14, 2018
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mongolian slipper

When your eating ass and she puts hot sauce inside your asshole
I spice up my sex life by giving my boyfriend a mongolian slipper
by Shadow anus November 16, 2017
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Mongolian Volcano

Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.
I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.
by Mongolian Volcano August 23, 2023
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