When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.
“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”
by AmberLeafSpecialist September 18, 2020

"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."
by RallyRogers November 10, 2014

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023

by Stew Boy&Mahalo June 14, 2018

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

by Mongolian Volcano August 23, 2023
