Similar to the "Pikey Rush" the Pike Rush consists of less than 3 criminal offenders on the Hypixel gamemode Bedwars, used when someone may be rushing your island on their own or with 1 team mate.
"yo look at this absolute pike trying to do a rush" - Bladeknife, Famous Bedwars player
"lmao bladeknife is so good at pike rushing, he clarted green team" - DrIp_SwAg
"lmao bladeknife is so good at pike rushing, he clarted green team" - DrIp_SwAg
by jeffjeffman69420ree January 19, 2021

A really hard bloke that owns servers, bots and is a certified nonce that shags 15 year olds although himself he's almost 18, he also dates dutty haired women and snorts a lot of cocaine due to his addiction, and also has weird chink eyes and is unable to put on a condom correctly.
by JoshuaPike January 4, 2019

by downhouse2 October 24, 2008

a person with amazingly unhealthy skin, scaley and white and most probably requiring the use of some sort of rehydration gunk.
by michael mcdonald April 26, 2005

When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".
Compare crippler, sense 4.
Compare crippler, sense 4.
Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?
Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.
Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.
by cybershoe May 26, 2009

A gay chubby little prick who has a small penis and loves call of duty and fortnite. Generally a sick dude and has sexy titles
by Jeff maggot August 5, 2018

by Billy Bubba August 4, 2008
