An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.
She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.
With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.
With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.
by Emmarini April 17, 2004
Get the earthy-crunchymug. When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009
Get the cunt crunchiesmug. by The Crunchy Reaper January 19, 2019
Get the the crunchy reapermug. by The Big Data March 15, 2022
Get the gone crunchymug. A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)
I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.
Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.
Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.
by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010
Get the crunchy lezmug. by nudist101 October 17, 2009
Get the earthy-crunchymug. 