When your friend does something you find hilarious, but you know if your sworn enemy did the exact same thing it wouldn't be funny, it'd be cringy af
Tammy: "Maybe we should laugh at her jokes too, we're being hypocrites."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."
by Fabijoow May 14, 2020

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.
A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.
by gator27 July 23, 2011

Dude, you so did selective filming on that video so it looked like the other guy beat me in Punch Out!!
by AranRyan123 May 30, 2009

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

a game that combine rts with a fps stature. Aliens vs Marines(Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines)) in the future. Great hl1 mod, dont understand the bitching about the upgrading or balancing. Its more the map placement of res towers than anything else.
by whuh? November 14, 2004

Disinterest or extreme infatuation with any given subject dependent on a lot of social and non-social paradigms and factors.
Selective Intelligence for example myself: "Making friends from lies was never a past time I was fond of however I could talk all day about the many potential avenues that any given "choice" could lead to."
by PlantManchine July 30, 2018

An incredibly ugly person that looks that they evolved in a bad way compared to the rest of man-kind
by yourlocaldilf May 3, 2023
