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Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.
For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.
by Famties September 4, 2008
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.Net Baz

Some say he is just an urban myth others say he hides in the shadows and appears when you least expect it, but one thing is for sure, every Recruitment Consultant in the industry fears .NET Baz.

.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.

His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.

If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz

Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
'Are you recruiting?'

'Pardon?! Don't be silly we only use .NET BAZ!!'
by dancob October 31, 2013
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cargo net

the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.
i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'
by shoot UPS trucks May 17, 2004
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Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.
Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.
by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019
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Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020
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Tiny Net

(1) Something that Betty (Master Pain), from the movie Kung Pow: Fists of Fury, uses to stop the Chosen One. It is a small net made of rope, just big enough to fit over a persons head.
(2) A death sentence
(3) Sure-fire way to stop your enemy in a fight.
(4) A net, that is tiny.
Subordinate: "Betty, that tiny net was sure-fire!"
Master Pain: "Yes...the Tiny Net is a death sentence...you see it is a NET, and it is TINY. Ha, HA. Ha, HA!"
by MoldySpore June 25, 2008
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poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans
Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.
by front porch April 9, 2007
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