The Ole 1, 2

-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.

2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.

1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.

2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.

by Boy-Perv April 20, 2008

1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock

A way to loosen up the anus for anal sex.

Oh man, was it tight? Nah man, I used the 1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock to get her ready.

by David S Pumpkins January 28, 2022

Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

It´s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.

I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2

by DaOsta October 13, 2019

1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

by veteransalt August 6, 2014

34 1/2

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004

The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

by coogan crew May 2, 2006

The Old 1-2

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.

I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.

by bread infection January 2, 2006