i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

no i

backfire autocorrect no u

When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*

by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

by Sonamu April 12, 2018

t()i

Think (About) It. For use when you don’t have enough characters left in your sms or tweet for the long version.

t()i u wanna ruin ur lif? (Think about it. Do you want to ruin your life?)

by Rogue_Nation May 27, 2018

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

boy but with an i

when you want to say boi out loud

Someone: i want my first son to be a guy
You: boy but with an i

by memelord8448 April 18, 2018

I don’t man

1. A phrase you say when you’re in a group of other guys and you’re not into the same masculine things as they are

“Hey, Mason, will you play football with us?”

“Nah, I don’t man.”

by Alec867 May 28, 2018