shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Me

that is me.

me now.

by MeNOw August 29, 2020

Me

A person whom hates themselves and is barely holding on to life. They can hardly contain themselves from killing someone/themselves. Just truly needs too die. Please shoot me. Please.

Me: *exists*

by Sadness Spaghetti December 10, 2019

me hoy ignoy

it means you can't do shit to me because a black cat got your tongue and you have bad luck forever. you are a walking talking dead man.

its not possible because you have me hoy ignoy

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022

me

everyone who isn’t me can actually shut their mouths, i’m the one and only. #edgelordswin

i am the coolest, only me

by lesbeau March 21, 2022

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021