National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

Took away your masturbating right

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021

would like to know your location

A term asked by Google and other websites, asking if you would give them your location so they can sell it and get money.

“Google would like to know your location.”
“Hell naw!”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

National Kiss Your Bud Day

September 18th- kiss the boys, your bud, bestie, homie, or dawg

Omg today is National Kiss Your Bud Day, I’m gonna go kiss my bud :)

by co0lkids098 September 16, 2021

I ain't baking your potato

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."

Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.

by Triamgle October 31, 2023

Suck your boyfriend balls day

On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day

Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day

by Nationals Day January 14, 2021

The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022