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by LovelyColorfulShit November 2, 2019
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They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.
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by baabaam May 13, 2022
Get the Hot Sock of Shit mug.When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018
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by This mf hi July 5, 2022
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First use by Ms Kruger
First use by Ms Kruger
Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Shirlock!"
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