Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Busting your shit

Falling on your ass (or some other body part) and hurting yourself enough that you either had to go to the doctor or probably should have gone to the doctor.

I saw that video of you totally busting your shit. I thought you died or broke your coccyx or something like that. How many stitches did you get?

by Californiaaccent April 13, 2011

fucked my shit

To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.

Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn

Not to be confused with fuck shit up

That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.

by thehurricane7 October 5, 2010

Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009

nother other shit

The first part of this definition involves an initial statement or opinion. The second part refers to another statement or opinion at least somewhat related to the initial statement or opinion. The word "nother" implies a mix of the words other and another, and the word "other" indicates a derivative. The word "shit" in the phrase refers to something bad, but can also be good.

(1) Yea we still talk, she still has hangups on her ex, but thats some nother other shit.

(2) He is a douchebag, but we still fuck, but that some whoooole nother other shit.

by D-Rock415 March 27, 2008

Juggle my shit

Adj. describing the demands of a customer for a supplier to perform extrodinary amounts of extra, usually useless work, when the supplier is already struggling to meet delivery usually to the detriment of workers who have no control over the situation and to the complete ignorance of those who created or can control the situation

I just got off the phone with HP, since our supplier didn't deliver we have to work nights and weekends to meet schedule. The program director requested that I "juggle my shit" while giving daily updates to APAC at 10 pm.

by Flacido Domingo December 18, 2008