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Diz bitch gotz to go

When someone says something stupid and rude over the phone and you finally get tired of them talking so you say "diz bitch gotz to go" then hang up.
Her: Who is this?
Me: You called me.
Her: I'm calling the slut that slept with my man.

Me: Who are you calling a slut?
Her: You, you slept with my boyfriend!

Me: Your man wanted it!
Her: You cunt!
Me: Diz bitch gotz to go. (hangs up)
by Mia Love January 17, 2015
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son of a warped ass bitch

Weird looking mofo you see at the gas station usually with a gimp or some shit, and is rude and obnoxious.
Hey did you see that son of a warped ass bitch bump into me and not apologize?
by Old School Cracker November 1, 2016
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Bitch next door disease

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.
"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."
by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016
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pussy pussy thot bitch

Alana:pussy pussy thot bitch
Tristan:what the fuck is wrong with you
by Killerh July 27, 2017
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Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.
"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"
by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018
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FLB (Fucking Little Bitch)

Someone who acts like a entitled lazy jerk and thinks the world revolves around them.
Carson Greene from LJ Country Day is a total FLB (Fucking Little Bitch)
by JJ Busy August 11, 2018
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ass like three bitches

A lady with a ass big enough to fill up three seats
Damn dawg your girl has a ass like three bitches
by R . Carvet August 20, 2018
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