Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Don’t Khmer to me

Used to tell someone not to be overly honest or straightforward with you.
Comes from the reputation of Cambodian (Khmer) people as being honest, loyal, and kind.

A: “That outfit doesn’t look good on you.”
B: “Wow… don’t Khmer to me, just lie and say I look fine.”

by Dowieries August 19, 2025

Give Me Money Day

A non-specfic day in the year dedicated to giving the person writing this, a crisp 50 dollar bill, and a kiss on the cheek.

" Its give me money day ! You should give me some cash B) "

by Sussy. December 18, 2022

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Me

A failure

I'm a meem.

What? Did you really expect an actual example?

by Xx_FazeNagatoPain_no_u_urmomga June 28, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Batin' me up

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.

James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!

by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013