Ask out your girl bestie

May 21
The day you ask your bestie (Valerie)

Ask out your girl bestie day
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by Twosixx May 21, 2021

beat the shit out of some hobos

Beating the shit out of some hobos

“Fuck, I hate my shitty life. I’m gonna go beat the shit out of some hobos”

by MaggotBrain420 September 28, 2020

National coming out as a furry day

October 20th is national coming out as a furry day in honor of all people who dress as animals for a hobby :) !

Wow guys guess what! It's national coming out as a furry day!! Surprise!

by Wise old man 84 October 20, 2018

National ask a girl out day

A Day Where You Get A Girl To Suck Your Dick

It's National ask a girl out day

by SuckMeClean November 14, 2019

make out table

oh i guess that was jeffs thumbs down. say youre sorry, jeff.

sorry andy i love you

by erin January 10, 2005

Smash your back end out

To have hard, vigorous sex with a person.

John: "I'm gonna smash your back end out."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

by shaft December 20, 2004