Me

Are you seriously that fucking bored

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)

STARCREAM! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023

Fly me to Inuvik

A fucking flimsy cumshot.

Gonna fly me to Inuvik?

by antihuman09 May 29, 2022

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

Can you send me money

I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest

Can you send me money, UD Jews?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 13, 2021

Me and the boys

When you or your friends (if you have any) do something what you would typically do with the boys

Me and the boys: going on a crusade

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by Incognitoboi June 4, 2019