do you know the muffin man

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Aye Man I ain't Mean It

When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize

George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*

Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"

George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*

Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"

by IDGAF1234 February 24, 2012

Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

One Man Tour-de-Force

A single person attempting and succeeding at a herculean effort, not achievable by mere mortals.

Aaron Peckham was a one man tour-de-force, creating UrbanDictionary.com and forever changing the english language all before he turned 30 years old. Unfortunately it was all down hill from there.

by irrationaljared December 22, 2010

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

little man in his pink boat

Slang term for vagina. Specifically the clitoris.

I went to town on that little man in his pink boat.

by Grouch April 19, 2004