waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Me-ness

What is associated with you and will allow people you know to think you would own it.

( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)

"It's time to add a bit of ' me-ness ' to this bedroom! " ( brother)

( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)

" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)

by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022

Forget-me-not

A small blue flower which naturally grows by rivers and streams. The scientific name is myosotis, and but it is usually known as a Forget-me-not or Scorpion Grasses. It symbolizes remembrance, true love, respect, and faithfulness.

My girlfriend got me a bouquet of Forget-me-nots for Valentines day to show her love.

by lavendersky March 23, 2022

Pick me girl

sam avnet

sam avnet aka the definition of a pick me girl

by sigmanusocial December 3, 2023

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021