Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

me

Stupidity, sadness, and procrastination. I hate you, you and you but I love you. aight imma go rethink my life choices and stuff that never matters. I'm allowed to dream.

oh c'mon stop being so me. Cheer up man :)

by why do i exsist November 4, 2019

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

udder me

hit dick with boobs

damn she udder me real good

by hiopio May 7, 2018

Fucked-me-in

When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.

I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.

by Stonewallace March 28, 2020

nek me delf

when someone is say something so retarded that all you can say is neck me delf

nek me delf

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016