em me

em me is a very sexy lady who is very stubborn and hot. she looks like a supermodel, has seductive eyes, and they usually have very pretty curly hair and super soft skin that is very tempting to pet. she hates facetiming unless she is talking to a fellow em me. she usually has 1-2 very close friends who she only trusts. she will only type in lowercase and loves the rain. All the guys want her all the time but she's too stubborn to love them back. em me is very artistic and oh my gosh can she cook! Em me does not usually care about people, but when she does, she will love and care for them from the bottom of her heart, so consider yourself lucky if an em me loves you back. Do not ever take an em me for granted because once you lose her, you've lost it all.

Look em me is coming, do I look presentable?

Omg I want to look as beautiful as em me!

She's just too good to be true

by meowmeow475 March 12, 2021

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.

Please Fuck me baby

by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

let me pop your cherry

Let me take your v-card

comon let me pop your cherry.

by Riei December 23, 2024

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021