When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》Muster《¤》musUter《¤》musteR《¤》 mug.the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.
"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"
"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
by JesusPotter March 5, 2025
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David: Nah man that’s shit and cum still stuck in there from the Dirty Musk the Rocket Man last night.
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David: Nah man that’s shit and cum still stuck in there from the Dirty Musk the Rocket Man last night.
David: Man I bent over and was getting totally railed when X said he was about to nut, I turned around but he gave me a Dirty Musk instead.
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Like an odor that follows and sticks with you from that point on.
A substance with a penetrating persistent odor
Directly referencing the effect Elon Musk has on the president Donald Trump.
Like an odor that follows and sticks with you from that point on.
A substance with a penetrating persistent odor
Directly referencing the effect Elon Musk has on the president Donald Trump.
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