Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

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deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

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Dry wheel

An individual who flirts and attempts to pick up females, with the individual not consuming alcohol in the entire process.

"Yo bro let's get plastered tonight at the club and pick up some chicks."
"idk bro that dry wheeling asshole is there, we gon have us some real competition."

by Treees May 14, 2013

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circus wheel

The act of 3 or more people caught up in a dramatic game of naked twister while covered in lube.

We toppled down causing the circus wheel to go in motion. It was an all guys ride that night.

by MoneyG55 December 8, 2013

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Wagon Wheeling

To go out drinking at gay bars. Derived from The John Waters movie Female Trouble. Aunt Ida tries to persuade her straight nephew Gator to go to the Wagon Wheel , a gay bar. She implores him "Come to Wagon Wheel bar with me?!"

" let's go Wagon Wheeling!" Or " shall we go wheeling?"

by Izzy Hirschorn May 11, 2014

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