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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
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only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time
boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing
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only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time
person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing
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When the imposter is sus

thing used to describe the among us hit-game sentence to describe suspicious behavior in-game.
He/she just vented, when the imposter is sus

look, when the imposter is sus
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When the imposter is sus

Word to describe when the imposter is sus 😳
hey babe, when the imposter is sus
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Me when

The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.

Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.
Nobody:

Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."
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