Vann Johnson

An incredibly bad ass awesome son of a bitch mother fucker. If anyone knows a Vann, consider yourself touched by the very hand of God himself.

Hey I met a Vann Johnson yesterday!" "You lucky son of a bitch!

by TheOnlyAvester August 24, 2010

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vankerchief

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

by Certitified November 30, 2011

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Van Durmened

The act of grabbing for food before the waiter has placed it on the table.

Bob Van Durmened half the loaf of bread before the waiter could place it down on our table!

by Dallas Riptide May 16, 2011

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Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.

In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.

by Freeiowan June 18, 2012

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Vagnetic

A term used to describe a very attractive guy who gets lots of girls or is always surrounded by girls but he doesn't necessarily do anything with them.

Kim: Do you see that guy over there??
Sally: Omg yes, he's so vagnetic!!

by ShortNeedyClingy April 9, 2015

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