Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019

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Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..

Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….

by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023

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Toast

A cutie pie that is a
Dog.

You are so cute toasty woasty

by Kdbsksbak November 15, 2019

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Just Toast

some femboy scrungly bungus who moans in vc too much 🤔📸
also I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY STOP CALLING ME THAT

(moan sound)
person1: IT'S THE JUST TOAST SOUND EFFECT
Just Toast: WHAT I DON'T ACTUALLY MOAN THAT MUCH STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT
person1: you're a furry pipe down
Just Toast: I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY

by Just Toast September 13, 2022

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