Tossing salad

To eat out a girl and/or fuck her
Her vagina being the "salad" the male doing the "tossing"

Guy speaking about a girl- "I'd toss her salad"

Or

"For her I be tossing salad"

by Foxfan27 January 14, 2014

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Toss the Cactus

idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.

It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.

Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".

If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.

by dw33 April 8, 2007

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Salad Tosser

When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.

"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"

by Pullgame 2.0 October 14, 2014

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tossfuse

someone who regularly gets angry for know apparant reason. A variation on 'dont blow a fuse' with toss added as a prefix to suggest that the subject regularly masturbates.

1:"I HATE YOUR GUTS. DON'T YOU DARE DROP YOUR PENCIL AGAIN."
2:"Don't blow a tossfuse."

by cooltim4u January 16, 2004

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