Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)

He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.

by LillithofHell December 3, 2023

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Tim race

When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.

I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!

by Jakemk6 August 18, 2014

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Tim cheese

John pork’s biggest op

Who’s that.( Guy 1) That’s Tim cheese he’ll slime you. (Guy 2) oh that guys all the lore. Guy 1

by Me invincible April 13, 2025

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Tim-in

When you invite your friend to hang out or do something with you and he ditches out.

Hey buddy do you want to go play golf? Yes absolutely..... Where the fuck is he? He was Tim-in

by jrerots August 6, 2020

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Tim shit

Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.

My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

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Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s tall and playing basketball all the time. He‘s smart, funny and handsome.
Sometimes he can be a bit annoying, but he always tries his best.
A Tim has many friends but he only trusts few of them.
When Tim grows up he‘s going to be an NBAplayer.

If you have a Tim hang onto him.

Is that Tim?

He‘s so tall, it must be a Tim!

by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021

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