Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .

Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”

by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018

Tickley

When something tickles you, it’s considered tickley.

Your hair is tickley.

by BlakeyJ June 15, 2018

TicklePoo

A vowel movement with a perfectly formed with a long whispy tail that tickles ever so lightly as it lays gently on the bottom of the bowl.

I’m 57-years old and just had my first Ticklepoo. The horn...perfectly formed with a long whispy tail, ever so lightly tickled me as it layed gently on the bottom of the bowl. Repressing my giggle, I simply smiled.

by JoVoKnos September 29, 2018

Tickle Dick

When someone finds something stupid incredibly funny and they cannot stop laughing.

This picture of my cat must’ve really hit him in the tickle dick

by Randomnuss October 17, 2018

Tickle bickle

When someone tries to tickle you, fails, and makes your entire relationship with them forever akward.

Jimmy: My dad just tickle bickled, and then left me.
Psychiatrist: Son?

by Juicy Yolk November 26, 2018

Tickled by uncle john

To feel awkward or uncomfortable

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”

by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019