Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

working tard

play on phrase "working hard"; meaning one who works hard but stupidly, and thus gets unsatisfying results.

"I bust my ass and only make thirty-two-thousand bucks a year."

"You're working tard."

by freemason5600 October 5, 2011

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

by Aydrianne June 14, 2007

Charred Tard

An African American retard.

Hey, look at that charred tard over there.

by Justin April 7, 2005

e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008

pharma-tard

A pharmacist who refuses to provide access to birth control based on a moral or religious inclination towards forced childbirth. A pharmacist who's actions deny access to any form of birth control based on "moral principles" of religious freedom, making the amazing argument that it a threat to their freedom to deny a consumer access to choice in an otherwise rational, free market society.

Susan tried to get the morning after pill down the street, but she should have known some pharma-tard would stop her because of the massive creepy crosses plastered all over the building.

by obesiverse April 5, 2013

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007