Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.

Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season

by BIGDADY August 23, 2012

Flexin season

To work hard play hard, closely associated with being extra.

Your hard work has paid off.....yea, it’s about to be flexin season. Watch what I have in store for the summer.

by Fl2wny February 7, 2019

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.

Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot

by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

trade of the season

The hottest guy in the season (mainly in RuPauls Drag Race)

Jada Essence Hall was named trade of the season by Heidi or maybe she's not the trade of the season?

by MissLuxe September 6, 2023

seasonize

to season something; to make seasoned

I just seasonized my food with some salt

by Tom Pardo January 25, 2005