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It's only funny until the kid dies for it.

Hym "It's funny, between 50-70% of the food I make every night is thrown away and wasted out the subsequent day. I spend between 4 and 6 hours every night creating garbage. Yet they want me to work faster. Frost the garbage we're going to throw away faster so the fat bald gas station lifer who is (in his own words) 'is going to be stuck there forever' can work less hard. He knows who I am. He's likely going to read this. But that's what this is really about, I think. The 'normals' who claim to be happy with their lives (but would take a better one if they could and can't) actively want people to have to share their fate. The 'specials' who have escaped the fate of the 'normals' are desperate to remain where they are because it means they can allow their kids to circumvent the process by which one becomes a 'special.' I had a guy say once 'I don't have to be here's but he was likely mocking me and the harsh reality is that HE DOES and I DON'T. And the ability to keep me imprisoned here and a warm wet pussy juxtaposed to a dry dick are the only solace he has."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

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No you were crying like a bitch a second ago. I don't cry like a bitch when I'm right about things.

Hym "Fake laugh in response to a real boner. You're still not doing it to that pornstar that admitted to having a rape fetish. It isn't funny. It is something you are perfectly willing to defend when women do it. It's trying to control men's sexuality, how they have to think, and whether or not under the false pretense of ironic justice. It is and always has been GENDER BASED FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. Women get to do it. Men do not. That the person making this arbitration IS NOT AN AUTHORITY. But they are both allowing and/or actively stealing my shit."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

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a term used exclusively to describe someone who isn't like "haha" funny, but more like "oh there's something wrong with him" funny. often used when a person exhibits behavior that makes you question whether they were dropped on their head or just born that way. name is often josh.

Josh is funny- not because he makes you laugh but because he is literally studying wildlife but cries at the sight of cockroaches. He's also the type of guy who probably can't spell restaurant without autocorrect. Also a rage-quit loser when it comes to gamepiegon paintball. So yeah, he's funny.

by GStan April 14, 2025

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