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front butt

a front butt...when someone is so fat that it looks like they have a front butt
look at that front butt
shave that front butt
dont forget to floss and brush your front butt
by EZ MUNY October 28, 2006
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Mom's Butt

This phenonmenon has been around since at least the 80's. It is defined as the elongation or widenty of a mother's butt when she wears jeans/pants that are too tight, too short, or too high in the waist. One does not have to be a mom to aquire mom's butt. One does also not need to be fat to aquire mom's butt. However, there is a vast cohort of Mom's Butt sporters at youth soccer games. A true mom's butt shows a panty-line that usually is uneven due to a "wedgie". Pockets are usually too small and too high on the pants, thus, creating the mom's butt shape.
Everyone can experience mom's butt. There is a make-your-own mom's butt method that you can do at home. First put on a pair of jeans. Second, pull them up as high as you can, almost to wear they cut you. Then bend over a little and look in a mirror from behind. MOM'S BUTT!
by justjacq May 10, 2004
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butt drag

To catch a fellow athletic glistening wrestling foe off guard by placing your thumb up their anus.
I busted out a butt drag and when he winched I pinned him FTW!
by LilWang December 23, 2006
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Butt Chafe

When your butt gets a huge chafe in the crack and it burns when you whipe, run, or when it is in contact with water. Often occurs after taking a dump then immediately running afterward.
"Damnit Neuge, I got that butt chafe again!"
by Evan Twomey April 18, 2006
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butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
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butt looch

a 4 ft long worm that crawls up the anus and lives in the rectum. has to be surgicaly removed
get this butt looch out NOW !!!!
by ford53 February 8, 2013
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butt lozenge

Sidney: My piles are killing me!
Louie: Well, ram a butt lozenge up your arsetube! That'll help cool em down!
by Figley E Whitesides December 14, 2007
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