When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

by tittylicious June 2, 2020

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head
commonly performed when internet access is poor
commonly performed when internet access is poor
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.
by African-Jew February 24, 2021

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
