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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
mugGet the tank holidaymug.

Little Tank

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk
by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024
mugGet the Little Tankmug.

Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie
"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"
by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022
mugGet the Tankmug.

Tank

Another word for weed. The slang keeps any non-users from knowing that you are talking about.
Yo, you got some tank? I’m trying to get gassed up
by tittylicious June 2, 2020
mugGet the Tankmug.

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
mugGet the think tank wankmug.

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.
Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.
by African-Jew February 24, 2021
mugGet the Fairbanks scuba tankmug.

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
mugGet the Fish tankmug.

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