Poon Spoon

A Pseudonym for a penis

"I'm gonna destroy that hoe wid mah Poon Spoon"

by Frazzle Dazzle May 8, 2014

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

spoon

someone who is very stupid or idiotic

Shut up you friggin spoon

by xh_wn November 3, 2020

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 13, 2024

Nittle spoon

An openly gay single guy, that hosts brunches for his straight "friends" making them feel rather uncomfortable.

Derek is the neighborhood nittle spoon.

by Anonymous :p September 23, 2016