Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021

Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.

"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"

by yardsale April 30, 2014

Fuck Sock

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.

"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"

by RTYF April 4, 2020

Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022

Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.

"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."

by Jfiddy December 26, 2013