redneck jet fuel

Another term for Monster Energy.

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

Redneck

You are a redneck if you weigh more than your refrigerator

Redneck:I weigh more than my fridge

by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021

Redneck bunny

A snow bunny wit racist tendencies or background who still mess with black guys

“I know her Dad don’t like niggas but I still hit it I can’t help it I love me a redneck bunny”

by Huge Papa T1 January 9, 2024

redneck

People who like ruffing it. Typically has a liking for guns and hunting. All around awesome people.

person1: You could say I'm a bit of a redneck
person2: That would explain your gun collection and all your that camping supplies.

by Truth Tree November 6, 2018

Redneck Ditchdigger

When a male puts a females legs behind her head and does a dipping motion to have sex with her.

Person 1: Hey did you give that girl a redneck ditchdigger lastnight?
Person 2: Yeah and she loved it.

by Veronica122 July 13, 2021