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jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!
example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"
by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009
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Ghost jizz

When you blow your nose and clear shot comes out.
God I'm just blowing out ghost jizz. It's all clear and nasty.
by Op dude with boobs March 18, 2015
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Soul Jizz

When something extremely good happens that makes you feel amazing. Usually associated with opposite sex interactions.
Did you hear what _____ said earlier? It was so sweet I almost Soul Jizzed!
by TheGW May 25, 2011
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kiddy jizz

When your cum is see through and not white.

Most likely between the ages of 8-12

When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly
I Came Today And It Was Seethrough" "O So You Kiddy Jizzed?
by Tickle Me Gumby November 30, 2010
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Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.
Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
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Jizz Vom

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time
uhhh carbs...jizz vom!
by JizzVom April 20, 2010
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Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"
Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."
by dizzy mack April 6, 2014
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