example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"
sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"
"thats fucking nasty"
sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"
"thats fucking nasty"
by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009

by Op dude with boobs March 18, 2015

When something extremely good happens that makes you feel amazing. Usually associated with opposite sex interactions.
by TheGW May 25, 2011

When your cum is see through and not white.
Most likely between the ages of 8-12
When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly
Most likely between the ages of 8-12
When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly
by Tickle Me Gumby November 30, 2010

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.
Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time
by JizzVom April 20, 2010

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"
by dizzy mack April 6, 2014
